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Oh lookies, its real(ADMIN) Fun thing, eh'? After researching a bit on the Magic Anonymous' curse pairing to see if it was actually real (I'm not that interested in politics so I didn't know so much about it, only that Denmark and America actually has much history and relations together. That's the reason I accepted the M!A) I stumbled across this. I didn't honestly know that Denmark shared SO much relationships with America, jeez :/ The reason I really haven't uploaded any pics (Even If I'm a shipper x3) is because I'm practicing drawing America. He's really hard to draw :/ So many of you may be pissed saying "BUT DAT'S DENMARK, NOT VENDSYSSEL YOU ASS-HAT!" But I don't give a fuck if it's not America x Denmark, bullshit. This is a blog for North Jutland, VENDSYSSEL not DENMARK for pete's sake. North Jutland (Vendsyssel) is a DISTRICT of Denmark FYI for people who haven't been here when I posted the character info of Vendsyssel. This pairing sort of isn't crack, seeing it's historically correct. So there,
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About a month had passed since the danish mare Blizzard Shard has moved in with me.
I guess I'm beginning to feel something for her, and how unexpected was it that I got a MARE as my roomie! I've never had a mare as my friend. They all keep saying I look weird. What. Because I'm a half-zebra? Hahahaha, You're completely right.....
Anyhow, I really seem to like her a lot! She doesn't act like any other mares I've ever met. She really IS hard to get. Really, the previous day we were strolling down Ponyville so Blizzard could see the place. She came across some colts who bullied me when we still were in school, and they tried impressing her by saying how much stuff they had. All she replied was, "If you really want to impress me, you've got to do it another way. I mean seriously, what kind of mare do you take me for?", whipped her tail and walked away along side me. That's the kind of mare I've been looking for all my life! So yeah, I kinda like her. I have the weirdest feeling she likes
Please sharePLEASE VISIT THIS LINK
FOR ASKING VENDSYSSEL A QUESTION.....
BTW I GOT MY FIRST MAGIC ANONYMOUS TODAY
SHARE IT IF YOU LIKE IT SO FAR, CAPS LOL
Sereously, if i should continue it, i might actually make a mini-comic, or just a plain text story for it......
Talking about some stuffI want to talk about a bit more serious stuff now.......
But of course i wont make it completely sad, maybe I'll add some humor, with the stupid people i meet in real life! Yay!
Okay. I'll just reveal one thing. I do get bullied, but nothing that i don't expect...... it just would've been better if none called me theese names....
But this is a bit extreme to call me, when i was 9! Yeah! I was called the worst name i could have ever gotten, as a 9 year old, by an 9-year old classmate. And people wonder why i hate him so damn much.... *sigh* When it had been a week since i had revealed i had A.D.D, my classmates began giving me unsure looks (like i was some murderer was going past them to the jail) They probably thought that it meant i was insane, seeing i revealed i had to go through several phsycoligists... But i had just had my finger hurt severely bad, and couldn't moove my entire hand (right hand, that is...) for about 3 days, so i couldn't do my work in school. He then claimed i
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Cleverbot: Om nom.
User: Sandvich? .
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User: Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
User: Nighmare moon.
Cleverbot: Lyra heartstrings.
User: Bon Bon.
Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.
User: Pinkie Pie!
User: Cloud Kicker.
User: Derpy Hooves.
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The OasisEliza Brooks was in a car, observing the rugged terrain of Yanbe, a mysterious country, across the ocean. She was an Ollenberg native, who, like Roxie, was one of the serveral finest athletes. However, today, she was just enjoying herself.
Eliza was about 5'8", and no more than 130 lbs. She usually wore a grey shirt, with blue jeans, especially in this weather. Her skin was tanned, to match her pale blonde hair. Her face was smooth, and basically shined. Even though she was against make up, she was someone who would be beseeched by countless suitors. Her bust and thighs usually equaled "hot date" to many of her fans, man and woman alike. But, she wanted to get away from those hungry people. Taking Roxie's advice, she left Ollenberg for a vacation, which leads to why she was in the car with this outfit.
"So, where are we going?" Eliza asked, with her near-angelic voice.
"Well," the dark-skinned driver said, "We will be going to Yanbe City, the town that was the very heart of our country
The First BlastTim left his home in a daze. He wandered across his lawn freely, like someone who knew he had to get somewhere but who had no idea where that was. He looked up at the cloudless sky, staring right into the sun. He shut his eyes, then opened them and turned them down the row identical, brightly coloured two story houses that made up his neighbourhood. Still somewhat in shock, but slightly more confident in his movements, he began to walk down the row, just skirting the edges of the bright green lawns and paved driveways.
Almost everywhere he went, families were gathering on their yards. The same shock and awed loss of direction was apparent in everyone’s faces, as if they had all woken up from a strange dream. He nodded politely to those he passed, waving hello to a few. They returned the favour, though their friendly smiles carried even less genuine feeling than normal.
The cause for their shock and awed expressions was clear. No one questioned it, everyone understood as soon as t
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Once the person got up, he was finally revealed to be wearing a golden lab coat, to match his already eccentric hair. The rest of his outfit was actually clad in black.
"Good citizens!" He said, "I'm so thankful you came here today! I've noticed that obesity is gaining some kind of popularity. But the problem is that the epidemic is rising faster. So, I've created a solution!"
He brought out a tub of ice cream. Then, he took out a remote control, and activated a movie.
There was no narration, but the scientist said, "You see, people, this is Creamfast, the latest in weight-loss technology. I understand how some of you have busy jobs, but this concoction is both an enjoyable treat, and guarantees near-instant results! For t
Trust Machines - Betta TestTrust Machines - Betta Test
Janine sighed as she levered herself into the wheelchair and settled her diaphanous fins around her purple tail. “This was a stupid idea, Ronnie.”
Her black-haired friend shook her head as she helped Janine get comfortable. “No it wasn’t. You were the prettiest one out there by far. Especially in the water. There’s already videos of you online, and some of the comments are really nice.”
“And the other comments? The ones that laugh at me being the slowest mermaid in Unlimited?”
“Ignore them. They’re just jealous.”
Janine sighed again, and shook out her short purple hair. Ronnie had changed it to match her scales. “Let’s just see if we can catch a shuttle back to the mall, so I can be human again and forget this day ever happened.”
While they were waiting, a well-dressed man approached them. “Miss Silverton?
Trust Machines - Swim MeetTrust Machines - Swim Meet
“Well, that wraps up the awards for today’s National Championships in swimming. Unsurprisingly, George Kevins took home the most medals, he was the favourite going into this.”
“Yes, George is perhaps the best natural swimmer of this generation, and we’re looking forward to his run at the Olympics. The formal competition may be over, Bob, but we’re not done yet. Next up is the event that everyone’s been waiting for, the unlimited class 3200 meter sprint. While they’re setting up the modified launch platforms, here’s Kerry with some background on the event.”
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OHFE: Sherlock, Holmes and Doctor... Who? There had been plenty of strange cases, but this one was nearly the most curious. According to the Curiosity scale from one to ten, with one being outstandingly boring (or being able to be solved with a snap of fingers) and ten being almost impossible to solve, this one could get nine. And a half.
It all had begun as many cases do. People vanishing. But that had been the most curious: they had been absolutely nowhere to be found. They could be gone when their relatives weren't looking. Just disappearing in thin air. Even the omnipresent Baker Street Irregulars couldn't find them despite being given detailed descriptions. And then something opposite had happened, which had made the rating of it run up.
The doorbell rang, as if calling for help, and the tall man with sharp face lines made his way down. As he expected, those were Baker Street Irregulars, but this time there were more of them than usually - most times two or three of them came to inform about one more
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Mr. Peter's raised his eyebrow as the peculiar looking pair entered the mall. They looked hilarious. First of all, there was a miniature rhino stomping into the mall. It wasn't even remotely the size of a real rhino, but it was notably bigger than a pony, probably pushing the maximum size which could fit into a Venn Machine to the limit. The Rhino was equipped with large saddle bags and on its back there was a rider, his appearance being even more amusing. He looked like a wiry, six-armed monkey, wearing combat boots
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“You! Stop!” a voice yelled, muffled by his gas mask.
I had two choices, get arrested or run... I chose the latter. Sprinting down the row of alleys, I knew I couldn't outrun them forever so I made a quick left and quickly pried open the first basement window I found. I dove inside just as the sound of footsteps rounded the corner and sighed with relief as the sound of the police passed. However, just as it seemed I was home free, a huge pair of arms wrapped around my torso. My blood ran cold as a deep gravelly voice whispered i
Deep DarkThe darkness can be eerie, the absence of light can cause great fear due to the variable perception of the mind, however, it can also be fun as it shrouds the land, allowing those who do their nightly work without fear of others to spot them. This can also be said for the submerged world as well, thought not only does it veil the sight, but it makes danger much harder to see as well.
Near the Bala Lake in the UK, signs of human life were present in the form of clothes, the real action was beneath the dark blue waters, looking almost black, since the new moon was in effect tonight. Deep nearly 15 feet below the surface, there was something going on...
Beams of light came jutting out of four decent sized underwater lamps, illuminating the area in the shape of a rectangle, with blue-greenish sands at the bottom of the water, it was the perfect place to set up something.
In the center of the field of light was a submerged female neko/human hybrid that was native to he
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"Well, it kinda is a long story." Shiny stated and let out a giant sigh, only to see a more curious Luna standing in front of her. Why? WHY?! Her thought screamed in her head. "I was just a normal animal bleez, but then i was tested on in a labratory. After some time Sunfury saw me, and asked me if i wanted a life mark. I replied I'd rather die, than sin against the laws of the gods. And he just.........." Shiny suddenly began gasping, and coughing, like something was stuck in her troat. "He what? Is something inside your throat?" Luna asked softly, to not cause any damage. Shiny looked at her, and Luna understood what was in there. Pain.
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"He just stood and smiled at me, and i fell unconsious. When i woke up, it was sunny. Rainbows from after the rain had just appeared. I looked for a puddle, cause something hurted in my head. When i found one, i screamed. The bloody paw mark was there." Shiny took a deep breath, and looked at Luna. The ex
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